If I don’t love England, what have I got?

Each country has its history,

Its cultures, and its mysteries.

Some good, some bad; some pride, some shame.

Someone once asked: “What’s in a name?”

My country’s name, it means a lot –

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

This country is my motherland,

She cradled me in her two hands.

I grew up in her ancient soil,

The ground on which ancestors toiled:

The ones we’ve lost, but not forgot.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

Her climate’s harsh, it often rains;

Of English weather, we complain

It’s never warm, but always cold.

But only England’s plaintive wold

Can hit me in the centre spot.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

In literature, we’ve had the best,

Our poets far outshine the rest;

Too many names to name them here,

It’s enough to whisper “William Shakespeare” –

He authored all our best-loved plots.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

Our legends and our fairytales –

Drawn from England, Ireland, Wales,

Scotland, and beyond – are famous

For dashing knights of courageous

Spirits, like bold Sir Lancelot.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

It’s true, we’re not well-known for food.

Our forthright ways to some seem rude.

But English people have a heart,

And anyone who wants a part

Is welcome here, but hate is not.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

I’ve been around the world and seen

Vast mountain ranges, wondrous scenes:

Vistas, sunsets, jungles, islands,

I even lived a spell in Thailand

But summer there was much too hot.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?

Our history is long, and fraught

With wars that seemed to come to naught.

But all that now is gone forever,

We only have today, together:

The English, Irish, Welsh, and Scots.

If I don’t love England, what have I got?